Natural born Skiver just swing the lead
When my head and back hurts
I'm not getting out of bed
Natural born Skiver  ,never done a tap
Why start now ,it's time for a Power nap!

Natural born Skiver,  just bendig a nail
Busy doing nothing just chasing some female 
Natural born Skiver, doing even less everyday
Except the x-word ,suduko .collecting overtime with the pay

Send some greenhorn on fools errand
For a bucket of steam,.Left handed Spanners
Get a glass hammer , a bubble for a spirit level
Take the big walk ,to the Long Stand..........
Time wasting ,clock watching ,firing rubber bands

I sit back in this easy chair, while others run about
Like headless chickens ,that's what it's al about
When in fact i have done practically nowt
I'll walk around like the bosses assistant
Raise my voice and shout out loud

Seems like it's criminal to collect my pay
Just sit back and watch the other fools sweat iti out all day
Cadge King ,i never give back any Fivers
Take it easy,because I'm a Natural Born Skiver.....
Tuck me in i've some seroius shuteye  to do!