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Carpet Slipper Kingdom Featured

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Creepy Joe Slime, is chilling his ice cream
Looking you over ,he like's what he sees
His chat up lines ,have all been tried before
In his Carpet Slipper Kingdom ,just don't cramp his style!

He's a Caffine hit man ,for  a coffee shop
Picks his nose and then eats the crusty snot
Touchy feely ,he's windbroken and free
In his Carpet Slipper Kingdom he likes what he sees!

Creepy Joe Slime rolls another spliff
A Columbian special kind of ciggarette
He's got a retail obsession ,He 's losing his mind
A prize sperm doner , every babiy's another Mr Slime

Creepy Joe Slime's made a Jam Donut Atom Bomb
Play's manic musical chairs with puppet sock
There's only one of him and so many of you
Mantlepiece memories of Lemmings jumping off!

He has Arrested Development ,and one track mind
Dorks Punk Technik ,a one in a million kind
All the right moves ,Never knows what he'll find
In his Carpet Slipper Kingdom, just biding time

Creepy Joe Slime swims like a brick
Drinks a Gallon Spittoon and vomits up sick
He practices Oo -Dat  and Tai-Chi
In his Carpet Slipper Kingdom
is where he want's to be!
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John F Hall

A blues player from the Deep South of Liverpool , Macca Land ,bathed in the golden light of Stanlow oil refinery cracking plant. Cool, sophisticated, laid back , rugged, debonaire, !
A non -funny sit down comedian....

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