They're kicking off on Jeremy Kyle again
Swearing and fighting till security came
Then on comes Graham
With The Aftercare team
To save the face
and cut to the advert break!
There's accusations and shouting
About this and that emails and Facebook accounts
Cheating ,Lying, Stealing, Crying
Floods of tears on the outcome
of the Lie Detector and DNA results
There's verbals and punch ups
off camera in the green room
Jeremy's on the floor
giving what for!
The Audience laugh,boo, and cheer
On a given stage mananged direction
A violent guest high on a cocktail drugs
Charges past giving a full verbal B.S .flow
Expletives are fired like machine gun rounds
Steve on Security steps in now
Getting between the brawl!
Then off they run stage left and right
The microphones still on and attached
To the Druggie on Spice
He's having a breakdown and off his head
So another advert break and we''ll be right back!
Jeremy and Graham now calm the situaton down
Do some tough talking with all of the ontorarge
Persuading the person involved a detox course
is the only way he can change his life
Then into the waiting saloon car
for the intensive rehab
It's the only choice they have got
It don't come around Twice!
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