Old Leatherface they used to call me
I'd lop off heads and that would make me happy
A night to dismember limbs and Torso too
Drinking a warm bloody Mary instead of my Cappachino!
Then one day the fun wore off
I needed a career that'd pay for a shop
There i could do all kinds of other things
After all i had transferable skills
So i set about changing my ways
getting a makeover from Jeremy Kyle
After intensive treatment for my obsession
I became a Hollywood Celebrity Person
Like Edward Sissorhands who became a
a famous Hairstylist
I could see myself as Trim and Slice Artist
Manicures and pedicures would be
with artiistic flair
The Texas Chainsaw Manicurist
can cut your nails if you Dare?
Monday, 31 July 2017 12:56
The Texas Chainsaw Manicurist! FeaturedWritten by John F Hall
Published in May-July-2017
A blues player from the Deep South of Liverpool , Macca Land ,bathed in the golden light of Stanlow oil refinery cracking plant. Cool, sophisticated, laid back , rugged, debonaire, !
A non -funny sit down comedian....