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The Texas Chainsaw Manicurist! Featured

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Old Leatherface they used to call me
I'd lop off heads and that would make me happy
A night to dismember limbs and Torso too
Drinking a warm bloody Mary instead of  my  Cappachino!
Then one day the fun wore off
I needed a career that'd pay for a shop
There i could do all kinds of other things
After all i had transferable skills
 So i set about changing my ways
getting a makeover from Jeremy Kyle
After intensive treatment for my obsession
I became a Hollywood Celebrity  Person
Like Edward Sissorhands who became a
a famous Hairstylist
I could see myself as Trim and Slice Artist
Manicures and pedicures would be
with artiistic flair
The Texas Chainsaw Manicurist
can cut your nails if you Dare?
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John F Hall

A blues player from the Deep South of Liverpool , Macca Land ,bathed in the golden light of Stanlow oil refinery cracking plant. Cool, sophisticated, laid back , rugged, debonaire, !
A non -funny sit down comedian....

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